Thursday, April 30, 2009

NO GREAT LOSS-HUMOUR


Bill Clinton is visiting a school.In one class,he asks the student if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"one little boy stands up and offers that."if my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him,that would be a tragedy.
"NO"Clinton says,that would be an "ACCIDENT",
A girl raises her hand ,"if a school bus carrying 5o children drove off a cliff,killing everyone inside..that would be a tragedy.
"I'm not afraid "explains Clinton"That what we would call a GREAT LOSS".The room is silent,none of the other children dare volunteer."WHAT?asks Clinton"isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy???"
Finally a boy in the back bench raises his hand,In a timid voice ,he says"If an airplane carrying BILL and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb that would be a tragedy.
"wonderful!Clinton beams"marvelous!And can you tell me Why that would be a tragedy?""well".says the boy,"because it wouldn't be an accident,and it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!

1 comment:

dede said...

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